ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

lindseymorqan:

pietro outran all the avengers at once, ducked cap’s shield, punched cap in the face, ran past thor’s hammer, had time to stop and LOOK at it and then grab it and that was in a matter or 1 second and you’re telling me he couldn’t outrun a couple of bullets what am i missing here

let’s not forget that when ulysses klaw shot his gun, pietro was able to snatch the bullet in mid-air, place it back down next to the others - with the exact same amount of space between that one as all the others -  and then show up beside him in the blink of an eye, with no trouble at all

pietro maximoff: literally proving he’s faster than a speeding bullet, until the moment when joss whedon no longer wants him to be, i guess 

18thcentury-turnt:

morelikecreamhuff:

nethilia:

nopeabsolutelynot:

fangirlingoverdemigods:

tyleroakley:

peacelovelesbian:

libby-on-the-label:

busterposeys:

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

whAT THE FUCK

I’m too tired for this

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

comeinwiththarain:

immortal-goldfish:

skadiyoko:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because Amanda cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Amanda.

(Source: whiskey-and-cowgirl-boots)

lostsassafrass:

marauders4evr:

Hear me out.

A show called The Elevator.

It takes place entirely in an elevator of an office building.

So you see various people interact with each other at different times of the day.

Sometimes, they’re all getting along. Othertimes, they’re making out. And othertimes still, they’re throwing punches and threatening to murder one another.

You see people by themselves, doing things that they wouldn’t do otherwise.

You hear everyone complain about one character who you never see for the duration of the show, because they take the stairs.

You actually have no idea what the company does. One day, they’re talkking about balancing the budget, one day, they’re taking about how they all got food poisoning on their retreat to Tahiti, one day they’re in furry costumes, and one day, one of the characters gets a phone call where the ringtone is ‘Hail To The Chief’; they answer it, saying, “Yes, Mr. President?”

You have just enough information to go on, while also knowing nothing.

Either way, it’ll be a fun ride.

Ooh.

the-adequate-gatsby:

no homo

whole homo

2% homo

skim homo

soy homo

almond homo

coconut homo

rice homo

butter homo